Dual....:-)
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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