hell yes lets make some ravioli
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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