Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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