she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's never too late to be topless.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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