i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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