It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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