I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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