She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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