Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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