hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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