I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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