After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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