I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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