I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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