you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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