Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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