Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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