And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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