Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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