I heard we made out
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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