If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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