who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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