I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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