i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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