What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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