Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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