yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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