The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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