I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's official drugs can't kill me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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