oh god the rape fog is back!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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