STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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