i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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