I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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