dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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