did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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