I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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