absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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