help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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