i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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