Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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