Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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