i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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