i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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