There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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