wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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