I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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