why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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