a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
