I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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