He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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