I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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