talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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