Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Found your dick twin last night
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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